June 2009
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baby legs
the other day, i was waiting at a crosswalk as a car rolled down the passenger side window closest to me and a man stuck his head out of the car and said: ‘i’d like to take you home to momma.’
i tipped my hat and said ‘thank you,’ as the car turned the corner and the man stuck his torso out of the window and yelled repeatedly down the street ‘straight home to...
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austin, TEXTas
my nephew jackson wants to ‘share’ his mom’s new phone. he told her that he really would like to be able to use it anytime that he wants. you know, it will be their phone. and he told her that he primarily wants to use their phone to text me. ‘we’re text pals,’ he told her.
text pals? thank god we’re related, otherwise i’d be a shoe-in for to catch...
Watchthis is one BROADWAY BABY after my own heart
“i don’t know what it is, but i took a picture of it just in case”
– better safe than sorry
“just because we’re friends on facebook, doesn’t mean i have to talk...”
– he was dead serious
this week on glossed & found: some quick spa... →
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when sweets attack
the hot weather has finally broke here in chicago. my air conditioning convector units have also finally broke here in chicago, causing a small flood in my place while i was on vacation. floors buckled and water underneath (i could here the swish! swosh! as i walked to the bathroom. sick.) i brought in a space heater to help dry things out a bit.
extremely frustrated, extremely hot and extremely...
“whoa whoa whoa! don’t touch my oakleys!”
– apparently touching his sunglasses was taking it one step too far
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my pen pal from ireland
apparently, i had a pen pal named thomas from ireland when i was younger. well, i at least had him for one round of letters. i found one of thomas’ letter to me—written on pale pink computer paper in blue ink. his cursive is shaky at best and although i’m no pro at cursive hand writing, i think he doesn’t quite have it all right. mine, if i remember correctly, was impeccable.
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“graham, if you’re going to be my boyfriend, you’re going to have to...”
– it’s no lie that i have always had a little too much energy
welcome to the greenbrier
a weekend in pictures. well, backwards.
