good day sunshine
today is a great day. i woke up at 6.30 and popped out of bed (i originally typed ‘pooped’ instead of ‘popped’… and that just made me laugh out loud). N E WAYZ… i popped out of bed and meredith viera seemed to be smiling at me from the tv screen: ‘you look good, graham! go get ‘em tiger!’ she said. ‘okay mer, i will!’ i had a grape...
so you know what his penis looks like but you don’t know his full name?– don’t you dare judge
i'll activate your card, all right.
while activating a new bank card the other day, i had to go through a series of questions to verify that i was in fact d. graham kostic trying to activate my card. it was a challenging quick-fire lighting round of questions… that any novice identity thief could have easily aced. my favorite question was: what names have you gone by during your lifetime? the choices were: a) suzy b) charlene...
the longer i stand in this heat, the less chance i’m going to have sex– don’t sell yourself so short, liz!
making friends at the swim-up bar
today, i almost got hit by a car. actually, a truck. totally in my own world—as i often am—i was crossing the street singing a verse of a song that will just not get out of my head (loving you isn’t the right thing to do… how can i ever change things that i feel…). i was just about to get to the next part (if i could maybe i’d give you my world… how can i when you...
meet mr. roboto, man about town
a special thanks to hazel for satisfying my insatiable fascination with this little robot who has been spotted everywhere from ravenswood to the west loop. in love, i am.
i’m terribly worried that when we get of this cab, we are going to smell...– not to worry, we were a-okay
-she looks like mario lopez -so you think she looks like a man? -no. i think...– i’ve never noticed, but i’ll take a closer look
fake tattoos + a little beach time + wine tasting + an arcade + outlet malls + pin the tail on the donkey = a little too much fun