February 2010
“she’s a woman that wears just as much lipstick on her teeth as she does her lips”
– thank you tommy. that made my day.
“she’s that skinny little blonde girl who looks like andy warhol”
– the always-classy elise schmitt
“there’s no toilet paper. and no sink.”
– i explain why i decided to wait and use the restroom somewhere else
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a run for the border
here’s the flickr album to our mexican vacation: HERE! HERE! HERE!
what do you think, candace? do the pictures speak for themselves?
“it takes a lot to be upstaged by that flambé”
– well said, francis
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gift and gab
i was in mexico over the weekend. i can’t even wrap my head about what part of the trip i will write about. when people ask me how it was, i sort of just shrug my shoulders and say ‘it was really great’ for fear that if i start talking about one detail, they will be sorry they asked. so now, faced with the platform to really showcase the trip, i’m at a loss. it’s as...
“this is not a dancing bar, but we were just about to play some showtunes”
– even better.
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the optic nerve of dr. jennifer weibert
for twenty-eight years, i have never once gotten my eyes dilated. i’ve avoided mostly by saying that i had to drive a long distance immediately following my eye exam. post sixteen that is.
i’m not sure why i avoided this. i think one time, my mom had told me that getting her eyes dilated was the worst. i envisioned red, puffy pockets of puss forming at the corners. blood vessels...
“basically, they had sex on her kitchen island”
– and she never found out
