June 2011
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bad news bears.
i’ve been on the phone for a bit to set up an appointment with an orthodontist to make me a new bottom retainer. a grown-man, i am, and i still wear my retainer every night.
and just recently, i misplaced the bottom one. the top one is fine, but i feel so unbalanced at night with just one retainer. and when i grab my case from the medicine cabinet (a trusty, sea-foam green case), it just...
have you been on google today. what a wonderful... →
kitchen aid
i’m on my fourth grape flavor ice popsicle. it drops out of my hand and drops to the floor, gliding quickly out of the way under the stove. i get down on hands and knees and dip my head to under the stove, cheek flush to the floor.
i expected to find some kind of unknown species (that looked remarkably like a fluffy mouse) quivering in the corner. or a family of newts, making dinner,...
