i wonder if they’re will be a ‘.com’ button on keyboards soon. you know, so you don’t have to type out . c o m. ‘.net’ is going to be pissed.
i haven’t been around much. i’ve been wrapped up in redesigning glossed & found. and the first phase is up and running. and so now i’m back to having time to type out useless things on this blog like how i’m thinking about how to make a keyboard more useful and efficient.
and a ‘www.’ key.
i am sick sick sick right now. i went to a walgreens clinic to see if i could get antibiotics and the nurse practitioner meant business. she gave me some drugs and wrote me a note to stay home from work for two days. i didn’t have it in her to tell her that i’m currently working from home. so i went home and handed the note to myself and put on my sweatpants.
while in her office, i was staring over here typing up my prescription and notes about the visit. she noted that i was congested. she ticked a box that said ‘fluid’ and one that said ‘ear, nose & throat.’ she typed out her recommendations for how to use the nasal spray she prescribed. and then on one line she wrote ‘appears tired.’
i thought that was funny. i hope you did too.
want to hear something else funny? while watching the miss america pageant, i wrote down all of the things my sister sarah and i learned about the contestants. they showed fun facts on the screen while the contestants were competiting in the talent portion:
miss oklahoma reads the declaration of independence every fourth of july. miss texas is a self-described over-achiever. she can also play the piano AND hula hoop at the same time.
miss illinois is afraid of windmills.
miss wisconsin secretly wishes to swim with dolphins. while singing memory from cats in italian (yes! memory. from the musical cats. in italian), miss tennessee admits that she suffers from bieber fever. miss new york wishes to visit outer space.
miss louisiana almost swallowed a diamond.
and that’s all i have, folks.